Say What?

Kids say the funniest things. I get such a kick out of hearing kids mispronounce words or use the wrong word in place of the correct one. Sometimes it's just downright hilarious. Other times their comments are simply mortifying. Here are a few of Mason's classics from the last few years:



Mispronounced words/lyrics...
Tibberphoon (Microphone)
Reneckerize (Recognize)
Vand (Band)
Bathtized (Baptized) - honestly his version makes the most sense, now doesn't it!
Festibal (Festival)
Alvin and the Chickmunks
Rock-a my soul in the busta my faverhead

Funny conversations:
Me: Mason, how do these sunglasses look on me?
Mason: You look very extinguished. (That was probably most accurate given the day!)

After I caught him prancing through the house wearing one of my bras...
Me: Mason - are you wearing my underwear!
Mason: No - I'm wearing your boob thing. (Said with a twang more like "boob thang")

At Aiden's birthday party...
Mason (to Jill, Aiden's mom): May I please have the expensive chips?
Jill: You can have cheap chips like everybody else. (Great reply!)

Server at Applebees: You're being such a polite boy.
Mason: It's just a show.

When discussing taking a sack lunch to school for field day...
Mason: I don't want to take a Zach lunch. I want a Mason lunch.