Junk Drawer Drama

I decided to organize my junk drawer today. It's full of coupons, lids, newspaper clippings and - oddly - my home organization notebook. As I was cleaning, I discovered a coupon for A FREE PACKAGE OF OREOS...AND IT WAS EXPIRED! I absolutely love Oreos, and I am still traumatized that I missed the opportunity to get a free package! As I was continuing my cleaning project, I also found a picture of Marcus from Halloween 3 years ago. He was dressed as a hippie, and when he came to the door (from his mom's house) I totally didn't recognize him. He came on into the house and started helping himself to the candy. I was so shocked that a complete stranger would do this, and stood there with my mouth wide open. I tried to escort him back outside, and then realized it was him. It was pretty funny. Here's the pic...


After a few more minutes of organizing, I got to thinking about that Oreo coupon, and decided to check out my personal stash. I keep a package of Oreos on a top shelf in the kitchen that only I know about. OK - Blake knows about it, but he's usually on a low carb diet, so I'm safe. Or so I thought. Today, when I opened the package I discovered that ALL of the cookies had been opened and the white filling was LICKED OUT! Left behind were about 12 chocolate cookie halves! I have no idea when this happened, and I'm still tracking down the culprit, though all clues point to the 4 year old! The only benefit to the ordeal was the bloggable moment. Here's the evidence...