Swimming Upstream

I finally purchased an Icthus/Ixthus (the Jesus fish) for my minivan. I have been so excited to put it on and made a big deal about exactly where on my van it should go. Marcus wanted to help, but I wouldn't let him be the one that officially stuck it on the van - I wanted to make sure it was right where I wanted it. Wouldn't you know it? I got it on backwards! I'm pretty sure they're supposed to face left, and mine is facing right. Now I've begun to worry that there's some weird religious sect out there that identifies itself with a backward Icthus. I have nothing to support this fear, but if it exists, leave it to me to join accidentally. I'm certain that my husband will be able to remove it and fix it, but somehow I'm not sure that fixing my upstream swimming Icthus will be very high on his to-do list. Maybe if I start chanting and handing out off beat religious paraphernalia, he'll take the situation more seriously.