Catching Up

I have no excuses for not blogging other than those common to every single busy mom in the world. So, without further ado - here are some high points from the last month in the Baysinger house...

1. Max is a goat in a baby's body. Seriously, the child will eat ANYTHING. Most odd, though, is his taste for dog food. If I leave the dog's bowl unattended for a second, Max has at least three pieces in his mouth. YUCK! He seems to love it. Blake's mom said that her son, Larry, used to do the same thing. Finally - something to blame on Blake's genes!
2. Mason has started a harem. He came home from school awhile back announcing that he has 4 wives. He followed that comment with, "But don't tell my church friends". Seriously! Today he told me that one of the wives kissed him while they were riding the bus back to school from gymnastics. This is escalating, as one of the other wives kissed him three times during music last week. My poor little boy - he's such a victim. Yeah right. Again - blaming Blake's genes.
3. Marcus has entered the entitlement zone. He's convinced that his life is horrible, he has no privileges, and his parents don't understand anything he's going through. This mindset has earned him a spot on the youth mission trip to Mexico this summer. Then we'll see if his definition of privilege remains the same. Gotta love the teenagers.
4. Would love to post more, but "Max the goat" is on the prowl and I haven't vacuumed since Friday! Hey - that gives me an idea. Why vacuum at all? I could just turn Max loose and..